Tuesday

Blue But She Don't Care



Hank was a 42-year-old, overweight, unattractive bio-engineer who lacked self-confidence and spent way too much time playing Dungeons & Dragons.

He was also Scott's lab partner -- our first successful test subject to receive super powers. Hank grew really jealous. He wanted powers too. On a personal note, he also admitted, he wished he could have a second chance at life. Start over again, younger, and take more chances when it came to relationships. He hadn't been with a woman since college. So he made a special request.

He wanted his own super power. And he wanted a lot more self-confidence. Make him younger and more attractive too.

Obviously, Hank worked at Tiresias Global, so he knew some of the things we do here. He didn't specifically ask to be turned into a girl, but he didn't say not to either. I guess he decided to leave that fate up to us.

So of course, we did. Because turning men into cute girls is a lot of fun. We gave her a super power too. And a lot more self-confidence. Strangely, a side-effect of her telekinetic powers made her skin turn blue for some unknown reason, but she really doesn't seem to care.

She flirts with everyone now. And likes showing off her hot new -- albeit blue -- sexy body.