Marvin wanted the perfect bride.
Somehow all his other friends got married before him. He wasn't meeting anyone at work. He was tired of the club and bar scene. He tried online dating but it just wasn't working. So he turned to magic.
He found "the perfect bride" spell. He needed two enchanted items: a leg garter, guaranteeing sexual faithfulness, and a beaded necklace, symbolizing the unending bonds of love and marriage.
He purchased these two items at the local magic shop, went home, and cast the spell. But nothing happened. Maybe he did it wrong? Was he supposed to wear the enchanted items?
As soon as he put them on, his mind and body began transforming, turning him into the beautiful, young, faithful, lustful virgin bride he always dreamed of.
