Last night, someone hacked into our main server and deleted all of our Project Genesis files, before uploading a virus that destroyed all our hard drives and networked equipment.
We've lost years of research and billions of dollars. All projects have been involuntarily suspended. We're dead in the water, ladies and gentlemen. Tiresias Global has been temporarily shut down.
We believe the hacker was someone we transgendered a few months ago, who apparently doesn't appreciate the gift we gave her. We must find this hacker, bring her in, and punish her for what she's done.
Meanwhile, we've got our best and brightest trying to rebuild what's been lost, but ladies and gentlemen, it looks like we're going to have to start completely over.
